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Captain Machine

a bozo who has the IQ of a peanut and cant seal the deal.
He thinks hes a good wrestler but in the end hes just a lame ass bum who took steriods to win. Captain Stretchy is the real champ. I am not Captain Stretchy
Hey you just killed a cute kitty. Good one Captain Machine!
by Captain Midget May 14, 2006
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Machine gun

yo i was at this chicks house and she showed me her machine gun
by Zach16 October 26, 2017
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Machine Gun Kelly

A successful multi-genre music artist that people are too blinded by blind hate to witness his success and talent
Machine Gun Kelly sold out another concert this weekend
by Ford Femboy August 12, 2024
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Mexican time machine

While at work, to use the bathroom for before lunch/break. Usually an average of 10 minutes, however it’s not unusual to last up to 30 minutes. Bathroom use does not necessarily have to happen.
Julian: where are you going Luke? It’s not lunch yet for another 15 minutes!

Luke: I know, guess I’ll just have to use the Mexican Time Machine!
by Professor PAINAL September 25, 2025
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Medium Machine gun

A Medium Machine Gun is a type of machine gun characterized by firing full power rifle rounds(such as 7.62x51 mm NATO) and being usually belt-fed.
While they are light enough to be carried by one man they are usually crew served due to weight of the ammunition.
They can be used by infantry, vehicles and aircraft.
Here are some examples of MMG:M240, MG3 and MG42, FN MAG, M60, PKM.
The Army just ordered 50000 new medium machine gun to replenish their losses.
by Therealmerasmus August 8, 2023
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TIME MACHINE

JIM: What do u want to do if there is a time machine?
WHITE: You mean what do I regret?
by Ezra 33 February 12, 2023
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