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creep monster

Someone who is in constant state of high level creepiness over a long duration. The other characteristic of the term is being unaware or turning a blind eye to one own level of creepiness.
Man: wow you're a creep monster
Woman: no I'm not
Man: what would you call someone who tells me "i'm going to Jamaica with my ex boyfriend" after getting dug out
Woman: I don't know
Man: yeah arright
by fat scum March 5, 2008
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Dharma monster

A person who is very learned in the Buddha's teachings and can quote them extensively, but does not live them.
Doug thinks he is smarter and better than others because he can recite a quote of the Buddha appropriate for any occassion, but he appears self-centered and obsessed with material possessions. He's such a Dharma monster.
by Anthony W. Yochmann March 13, 2009
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Pipe Monster

A hood rat who sucks on a crack pipe all day
"Hey, whats up with Lil Breezy over there?"
"Ah man, she's a pipe monster, stay away from that bitch"
by bman56 March 12, 2009
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crotch monster

When the sweat works with your underwear to make your asshole a flamethrower. There is a subsequent walk associated with crotch monster akin to a baby with a full shit diaper.
I got a bad case of crotch monster at Six Flags yesterday.
by 7 Lady Godivas October 17, 2015
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Blue Monster

When you sit in the port-o-potty to take a dump and your turd splashes the blue water from beneath right on your tant
Fuck man, I took a shit in the john and the blue monster got my balls wet.
by Goat0117 May 15, 2019
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robux monster

Someone who has an unhealthy obsession with Robux, and is willing to grope its foes for the virtual currency.
Oh my god robux monster! Stop groping me! I have no robux!
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cocky monster

a big monster that looks like a penis and testicles
john: oh god its a cocky monster
by ravenboy28 August 6, 2016
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