Matthew

Matthew is an annoying little kid who usually looks for attention but is SOMEHOW your friend. He gets on your nerves pretty often but sometimes funny.

Matthew is so ANNOYING and says dumb stuff but still funny.

by anonymous May 23, 2021

Matthew

Someone that usually fucks your mom

Matthew fucks your mom

by Matthew909 November 20, 2021

matthew

just an absolute bitch. the kid gets pissed whenever he loses at literally anything at all. professional giver and thinks about his bed often

damn quit being such a matthew and stay on playstation.

by bighotpastramimelt January 12, 2020

Matthew

Matthew.... typically tall . Dying due to monster poisoning . Is likable but jot loveable.

Oh I remember matthew

by Small mileage man October 9, 2022

Matthew

Fat big fluffy marshmallow, looks like a potato has a 26% in science. Has a terrible haircut that looks like he failed at attempting curtain bangs. Such a baddie grrr ruff ruff. Also gay

Matthew is a gay baddie

by Gay Baddie Bestie November 21, 2021

Matthew

Is a man with a mommy kink

"a theres matthew with his mommy kink porn

by Shoxxie October 4, 2022

Matthew

Matthew is a guy who tends to be very childish but can be fun.matthew is very annoying. Matthew will always by scratching or event playing with his balls.If you ever date a Matthew warring he's supper sus

Have you seen that guy scratching his balls he's definitely a Matthew

by anonymous May 23, 2021