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Leg Humper

1) A person whose constant quest for any part of the spotlight or access to situations they deem special/important makes them take on the persona of a non-neutered dog.

2) The persistent act of attempting to experience achievement by the mere act of forcing one's body close to and/or upon an achiever.

3) The only act a truly lazy individual is able to exert in their quest to achieve dreams that were never theirs...but seem really cool once they hear about it.
Jill never had time to help Bobby make a success of his blog. But now that sponsorships are up and Oprah's calling, she won't go away. She's such a LEG HUMPER.

If you win the lottery, every leg humper from here to kingdom come will show up as a brand new distant cousin.

Leg Humpers are the "close talkers" in the world of interpersonal relationships. They neither see nor care about appropriate boundaries.
by The Mocha Mogul September 23, 2010
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Leg Rape

Someone poking yo leg and it don't feel good.
Person:*pokes leg hard*
Me: AEY THAYS LEG RAPE STOP?!?!?
by Skietedboppop December 20, 2018
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Bunyan Legs

First used in London in 2008 the phrase was coined by a joint collaboration of Australian, English and Scottish experts to describe a woman of stocky build. Far from being a demeaning comment it describes a woman with solid or muscular legs who, though not the traditional proportions of a super-model, would still be considered attractive to a certain demographic of the male population.
Guy one: "Hey, check her out"
Guy two: "Nah, she's got Bunyan legs"
by Ahorny14u May 20, 2008
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chicken legs

an adjective to describe anything strange, unusual, or awesome.
He is so chicken legs!
Dude did you see that movie last night? it was so chicken legs!
by lindsass May 12, 2010
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death on two legs

That old Sergeant, used to be known as death on two legs!
by I, Wreckerrr November 20, 2016
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jimmy legs

One who is bow-legged, or just looks like they are
"Matt's sensitive, don't stare at his jimmy legs when he's looking...."
by Davis May 7, 2005
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Crab legs

Friend: you still dating destiney?

Me: naw man had to break up cuz she had crab legs
by Jocoque May 12, 2017
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