Andrew's Law

As the assets under management of an investment company goes up, the name gets equally dumber.

WisdomTree Trust is an example of Andrew's Law. They manage a lot of money, but their name is fucken dumb.

by Resistant January 6, 2021

Orangeman's Law

The basis that the longer a conversation continues the more probable it is one of the participants change the subject of conversation to Donald Trump.

These damn dark web intellectuals always be breaking Orangeman's Law on every single podcast.

by christostef January 7, 2021

Karmazov's Law

The inverse relationship of the real state of an interpersonal relationship proportional to the projected state of said relationship on social media; named after redditor j_karmazov who studied the phenomena.

A: "I feel so sorry for Brad; he's been so miserable after marrying Stacy."
B: "I know, right. But they seem so happy in all of her Instagram photos?"
A: "That's just for appearances, I guess. Karmazov's Law, and all that."

by ImaginaryGabe January 7, 2021

Brian's Law

Brian's Law is when a fandom takes a beleif too far, with the passion or activity that is manifested with exaggerated, excessive, irrational and tenacious passion. Refusing to tolerate other perspectives or conflicting beliefs.

Playsation's and Xbox fans arguing which console has better exclusives than the other...

Fandom is so toxic because of Brian's Law

by Brian776 January 21, 2021

Maximiliaan’s law

On a long enough time line all conversations about the financial system or stocks on Clubhouse will eventually evolve into bitcoin maximalism.

Oh this is an example
of maximiliaan’s law.

by Don Miguel XIX January 28, 2021

pajama law

it is against the law to work out in pajamas

dude what are you doing

working out what do you mean

dude that’s against pajama law change clothes

by The kid named squid February 8, 2021

sister law

started by kaylnn koury in 1800 B.C, sister law is the one law that is literally unbreakable. this is absolutely the most supreme law group and she might even let you join next...

y/n: can i be in sister law
kalynn: no

by sinjindrowning February 15, 2021