Lee Harvey Oswald

Lee Harvey Oswald was framed by the CIA for his supposed involvement with the Soviet Union. Oswald was accused of killing J.D. Tippit and JFK. Oswald was killed shortly thereafter outside of a police station by Jack Ruby. The Warren Commission released their verdict, which stated that Lee Harvey Oswald shot JFK from the 8th floor of the Texas Schoolbook Depository.

The best part about this already fallacious investigation is the “magic bullet” theory, because everyone knows that it is totally possible to have a bullet move in and out of two people multiple times.

As Oswald said, “I’m a Patsy!”
"Person with an IQ over 20: Yes he did dipshit, when you're shot in the head it blows out the other side and causes your head to fall towards where you were shot from therefore it's impossible for him to have been shot from the grassy nole, he had to have been shot from where Lee Harvey Oswald was. Dumbass."
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Dear Dumbass,

May I suggest that you actually watch the Zapruder film?

All evidence points towards the deadly shot being delieved from the grassy knoll.
by iknowmorethanyouaboutthis July 20, 2009
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Bruce Lee

The only man that could defeat Chuck Norris but failed because a brain aneurysm. Sad that Bruce was the best but couldn't beat Chuck in the game of life.
One-Inch Punch by Bruce Lee
by [Noah] September 01, 2008
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flaming Bruce Lee

verb - a sexual act that involves having intercourse with someone and immediately afterwards setting them on fire and karate-kicking them out of a window.
"Yeah, my girl's been a real BITCH lately. I might have to give her a flaming Bruce Lee later."

later

"HIIIIEEE-YA!!! FLAMING BRUCE LEE, BITCH!"
by Bradward Schu July 18, 2006
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Zackery Lee Peterson

A short, midget who sucks at playing hockey. Has a small chode, and if you have sex with him it's a two-pump chump. He has a sucky bod, and chicken legs. Hes an emotional baby who crys about everything. He's basically a girl. He's insecure and has no self confidence. He's obsessed with going to minnesota, even though no one there really likes him. His brothers are way cooler. Especially Chris ;*
Ew, that boy is crying. He is such a zackery lee peterson.
by Ihatezackery January 17, 2011
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lee dong wook

a sexy man who has a deep voice
he’s so lee dong wook
by vxrei January 17, 2022
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Sean Lee Treatment

Straight getting knocked the fuck out. (Can be lethal, can be an illegal hit) but you still get laid out. High chance of getting top 5 on SportsCenter's top 10.
Keyshawn Johnson: Wow what a hit, definitely can be the play of the year!
Boomer: COM'N man!!! He sure got the Sean Lee Treatment!
by dezmesticviolence August 21, 2013
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benjamin duc lee

He’s such a poor guy with micro penis.his passion is to touch guys muscles gently with lot of oil.”no homo
by Le chasseur de chat March 20, 2018
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