A large, grotesque, hairy creature, usually referred to as a Courtney. Can be found in Northwestern Oklahoma and Pennsylvania. Close cousin to the Anal Emu. Often makes a sound like "Uuuuuurrghh, darb darb, uga boog. Let me suck your cock." Feeds mainly on cock sweat, produced by dirty mexicans that come from landfills.
Oh look, there goes Courtney the Mammoth Lady. She must have licked some cock sweat recently. Boy, is she fat.... So how is Lupe the Landfill monkey doing anyway?
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They can be readily identified by the pink or sometimes purple tint to their silver hair, their love of lace, frills, and floral motifs.
They will without any warning engulf you in their ample bosum during lung crushing face smothering hugs.
The first indication of their presence is their perfume which precedes them by about 20 feet. The moment you catch a whiff of their floral scents it is highly recommended to retreat.
They are considered the equivalent of a nuclear attack for asthmatics; usually responsible for the presence of pot-pourri, hand creams and aerosolised airfreshners in public restrooms and large floral arrangements in church buildings.
They can be readily identified by the pink or sometimes purple tint to their silver hair, their love of lace, frills, and floral motifs.
They will without any warning engulf you in their ample bosum during lung crushing face smothering hugs.
The first indication of their presence is their perfume which precedes them by about 20 feet. The moment you catch a whiff of their floral scents it is highly recommended to retreat.
They are considered the equivalent of a nuclear attack for asthmatics; usually responsible for the presence of pot-pourri, hand creams and aerosolised airfreshners in public restrooms and large floral arrangements in church buildings.
I thought it was safe to leave the house today but I was immediately set upon by three pink ladies, I should be discharged from hospital in about three days.
It took a good hour to catch my breath after that pink lady encounter
That pink lady almost took me out!
It took a good hour to catch my breath after that pink lady encounter
That pink lady almost took me out!
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