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Pumping Knuckles

When one commits the act of fappage on one's own beastly piece.
Dude: Hey, you wanna hang out?

Dude (other): Nah, I'm pumping knuckles.
by arroni January 22, 2010
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Queen's knuckle

Historically, a condition where one's finger joints are severely enlarged, particularly the proximal interphalangeal joint (middle knuckle). The term is thought to originate from Queen Victoria's preference for the condition when choosing her bath valets. Today, it generally refers to the middle knuckle of the middle finger.
My bath valet filled the bath to a depth just shy of a queen's knuckle, and then my bath valet furiously pleasured me.
by doctornonono January 1, 2021
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booby knuckle

Those are some muscular booby knuckles!
by GWEBE April 19, 2018
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Knuckle Dance

When the overindulgence of drugs/alcohol initiates the human body to want to fall asleep standing up but bent over with their knuckles draging the ground. When caught or surprised they tend to search for things they didn't even drop.
When I walked in to my uncles house he was in the kitchen doing the knuckle dance.
by MegzMaree June 11, 2024
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Dick Knuckle

When your cock torques off to the left (or right), resembling a semi-ripe banana when erect, and a partially hooked finger when flaccid. Common in angry short men, orangutans, and intellectual pygmies.

Colloquialism for Peyronie’s disease.
"Dude, did you see Mike in the shower?"

"Yeah bro, what the actual fuck is up with his dick? It looks like a hooked finger"
"Total dick knuckle going on there. Fucking gross."
by DefinitelyNotAGuyNamedMike January 17, 2018
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Jew knuckle

When a Jewish individual has a slight creasing in the genitalia area due to too tight of gym shorts.
Person #1: look at that little fucker with a big moose knuckle!
Person #2 Hey look at that! It seems to be the outline of a slightly burnt bagel. He’s a dirty jew! Lets get our banks back! That’s a Jew knuckle!!
by JewishFucker February 15, 2025
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3 Knuckle Chuck

A hand job or male masturbation with 1, 2, or 3 knuckles of a finger in the anus to stimulate the prostate and cause a sudden intense orgasm.
Dude, I finally got a 3 Knuckle Chuck! I came everywhere!

You're definitely gonna buck when she hits you with a 3 Knuck Chuck!
by Umakhi June 15, 2022
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