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Car Temperature Theory

Car Temperature Theory is when someone raises the temperature in their car when its cold outside, which makes you hot because you wore warm clothing. Then ten minutes later the temperature gets turned back down to an appropriate level with warm clothing on.
"Every time I'm in Susan's car during the Winter the Car Temperature Theory always happens"
"Yeah I hate Susan"
by BravoArmstrong December 3, 2020
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The M Theory

Potential partners who have a name starting with the letter “M” are likely to to be attractive, funny, and kind. Current science is limited but it’s believed they have an enzyme that is generated in their system that called the builtdifferentezine that allows for this condition to take shape. It’s often suggested one pursues a date of some kind or the contact information of an “M” specimen to further investigate this unusual condition.
Oh his name is Marcelese? Here’s my number, give it to him and tell him I want to grab coffee sometime! I need to test the M Theory
by BLACK-MAN December 24, 2020
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Music Theory

The boof, bad things, unenjoyable events, and the like.
"That girl I've been after just turned me down."

"That's music theory, man."
by lunetoile December 27, 2020
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schrödinger's theory

someting is both not somthing and is something at the same time
bro schrödinger's theory gose like this dude, that fire is both hot and not hot until you touch it.
by henry stickmin123 December 29, 2020
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theorie

damn i want a theorie
by Itsss jonnyyy December 29, 2020
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Bryson theory

Finance: when you think a person makes X amount so therefore they have Y moneys but totally negates any thought of bills or debt
Jack thinks just because i make 60k a year it means I have 60k in savings. Hes totally negating the fact I have a truck payments and a mortgage. He's trying to play the Bryson theory.
by Islandcouple69 January 11, 2021
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Theory

That's a pretty stupid theory
by RandomLoser123 January 12, 2021
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