totally functional human

A human that in social settings seems normall but if you look closer it is just a mirage and you see just how messed up they truly are.

That guy over there in the corner is a " totally functional human "

by Crystalice111 May 24, 2018

Letters to human beings

you can always approach me
i will like it
im older now
and there are issues because of it
but knowing that

youre older too
helps

you can always approach me
i know i am in another world
sometimes
but i can easily be brought back
talk to me
nicely
and true
i will be your friend

you can always approach me
i am alone
cant hang with many
so if you want to touch
make it our language
only we know of
and into this language
put everything you have been meaning
to tell me for so long
but couldnt
i will know

from "Letters to human beings", p84-86

by Krkič January 7, 2023

The Human Keg-ipede

When you Edward 40-hands yourself to a keg so you resemble "The Human Centipede" and perform a sort of keg stand without being in the air.

(Noun: The Human Keg-ipede has a success rate of approximately 67.8% when done under ideal circumstances.) (Verb: "Dude, last night before I got attacked by Mount Baldy we totally Human Keg-iped'ed it!")

by Spoonmanster October 24, 2011

human skin tag

someone who hangs off of others and is both useless and unwanted. Also disgusting. Making them literally a human form of a skin tag.

"Ew Jerry is totally a human skin tag"

by StephanieDanielle November 23, 2013

The Perfect Human Face

The Perfect Human Face is defined by the four pillars of timeless facial beauty:
1. Clarity of Skin
2. Vivid Skin Color
3. Harmony of Facial Features
4. Symmetry (1.618)

The Perfect Human Face is a website dedicated to bringing the science of Facial Beauty.

The Perfect Human Face is anyone that possesses the Symmetry and Harmony of Facial Features.

by Blacklopedia January 5, 2022

Human Simulation Software

Unlike Emulation or a Bot, which can be detected by
various server side scripts

"Human Simulation Software" is specifically designed
for (Software To Browser) simulation.

Simulates a real human typing into a browser by full
automation from software to browser by use of xml
parsing of nodes and other means to grab the specific
places needed to then fill in the form with out detection
while never giving away that it is not a Real Human.

"Human Simulation Software" would automatically fill
in all parts of a form, It would create a user-name, password
Solve the Captcha without detection of any kind because
its simulates a Real Human on a Browser.

by MarketingManiac September 15, 2010

Human Boredom Syndrome

When a human is so bored of doing something productive it is called 'Human Boredom Syndrome' (AKA HBS). People usually get so bored that they do something satisfying.

Human Boredom Syndrome (AKA HBS) is when a human is so bored they Spam "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm" for the fun of it or move something back and forth/side to side for entertainment.

by Xyann May 19, 2022