Human ejector seat

The act of sneaking up behind a male friend preferably a homie grabbing the ball sack and yanking backwards
Ben: Lmao I gave Dave a human ejector seat the other day

Dan: Lmao that shit must've hurt
by ThatDocIsASpy September 19, 2020
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Human yoga ball

someone who is so short and fat that they resemble a yoga ball
by Timperz March 07, 2016
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human skin tag

someone who hangs off of others and is both useless and unwanted. Also disgusting. Making them literally a human form of a skin tag.
"Ew Jerry is totally a human skin tag"
by StephanieDanielle November 23, 2013
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human dump slide

The act of having anal inter course in an industrial sized dump truck.
After the trash man got off work we went for the human dump slide.
by TackleTreeTrunk April 29, 2015
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Air gapped human

By definition, a computer that has never been connected to the internet, completely clean and clear of any potential hack. The urban definition of an air gapped person is a human who is totally off the grid, has no internet, app, online usage, no digital footprint.
That weird dude in Montana who lives in the mountains without electricity is an air gapped human.
by jillebean August 23, 2015
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Human Shock Absorber

One who is repetitively kicked in the stomach with subsequent gut-wrenching anxiety while remaining upright and wearing a fake smile. AKA: the college years.
My friends were amazed that I survived the human shock absorber years and earned a friggin’ piece of paper. Not even parchment. Yay for me.
by Dr Isaac September 13, 2018
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Cards Against Humanity

The best card game ever created. The stuff of dreams and nightmares alike, and the only *true* way to know if your friends are sociopaths
We've got time and Wifi, who's down for Cards Against Humanity ?
by The *Other* *That* Guy July 24, 2019
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