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bed hobo

A bed hobo is a person, whom once in bed, can’t get up and refuses to do ANYTHING for themselves.

Example of a bed hobo “I have no legs, I have no legs while clicking together empty dishes Piled by the bedside and looking longingly at a partner”

Another example of a bed hobo is someone who wakes up a sleeping partner, who has legs, to get up and get them ice cream or any other snack in the night.

A bed hobo will collect garbage around one side of the bed and then pass the garbage to a partner whenever they are getting up to go for a pee in the night.

Bed hobos may be unaware or very self aware and well strategized.

Some are sneaky and will gather up bed garage (Empty ice cream containers, bowls, drinks, cheese) on your side of the bed and claims it’s yours. Saying “you need to clean up after yourself” Hehehe
I was just at thanksgiving with my husband and he called me a bed hobo
by Punkybruster November 29, 2019
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Woke hobo

An individual who chooses live a subsistence lifestyle and eco warrior philosophy while stepping into the carbon foot prints of others.
Jason is such a woke hobo he only takes natural fiber items from the free store.

Sunbeam went on forever about the evils of oil companies before she asked me for all my plastic recycling to repair her tar paper shack.
by HeathIam November 5, 2019
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Jensen Hobbs

A really thicc guy, has a 10" penis and has sex with 20 women every week. He is such a chad. Sorry Ladies this lad is taken dont try anything because your not good enough for him.
Woah that Jensen Hobbs is such a hot male i want to have sex with him now.
by Josh locky fitz June 23, 2020
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Freaking Hobo

Freaking hobo is when you replace it "you f**king bi**h" in a nicer way but you still think the person you are calling are dumbasses. Also is when you want to tell someone they look like hobos.
Subject 1: Hey um what if we climb to the top of the tree and jump to the edge of the water

Subject 2: You freaking hobo i wish you could do it and die.
The GIF BELOW REPRESENTS A FREAKING HOBO
by susguy27999 November 13, 2020
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drunk hobo 52

God of sex and creampie king you see him he sees you it's over your goodies are his
Omg that's a drunk hobo 52 I gotta go get some dick
by Drunkgod October 13, 2020
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drunk hobo 52

A god a absolute Chad not only will he steal you bitch he's taking you car, house,face and money
Yo. dawg ,watch out it be that,drunk hobo 52..
by Drunkgod October 13, 2020
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sand hobo

the people who go to john brown university in siloam springs
Luke, you can’t go to JBU. That school is for sand hobos.
by emergencybiter January 18, 2021
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