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Human Shish-Kabob

The sexual act of intercourse with a female and a well endowed male on a food prep table when out of nowhere comes and equally well endowed male penetrates her throat as her head hangs off the opposite side of prep table making the penises unite creating a skewer effect deeming her the human shish-kabob.
Hi honey here's a copy of our Grocery list things to pick up; at store beer ice lottery tickets and a human shish-kabob!
by Emily "Bass" Jackson March 18, 2019
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human skin tag

someone who hangs off of others and is both useless and unwanted. Also disgusting. Making them literally a human form of a skin tag.
"Ew Jerry is totally a human skin tag"
by StephanieDanielle November 23, 2013
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The Human Keg-ipede

When you Edward 40-hands yourself to a keg so you resemble "The Human Centipede" and perform a sort of keg stand without being in the air.
(Noun: The Human Keg-ipede has a success rate of approximately 67.8% when done under ideal circumstances.) (Verb: "Dude, last night before I got attacked by Mount Baldy we totally Human Keg-iped'ed it!")
by Spoonmanster October 24, 2011
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human mood ring

1. A person who really alters your moods. Whatever they're feeling reflects what you feel, because you're that attached to them.
2. A person who can really tell what someone else is feeling just by looking at them. Usually caring. They also get to use the phrase "I know you" all the time.
1."Yvonne is my personal human mood ring. I really care for him, so of course I'm not feeling so great right now...look at him."

2.human mood ring-"Hey what's wrong?"

stupid bitch-"Nothing...SIGH"

human mood ring-"Come on I can tell you're sad, I KNOW you"
by Penguinstalker. February 5, 2010
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Letters to human beings

you can always approach me
i will like it
im older now
and there are issues because of it
but knowing that

youre older too
helps
you can always approach me
i know i am in another world
sometimes
but i can easily be brought back
talk to me
nicely
and true
i will be your friend

you can always approach me
i am alone
cant hang with many
so if you want to touch
make it our language
only we know of
and into this language
put everything you have been meaning
to tell me for so long
but couldnt
i will know

from "Letters to human beings", p84-86
by Krkič January 7, 2023
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Human Bubble Head

When enjoying a song, Chris Chrome turn into this Human Bubble Head, bopping his head and enjoying the sound. (ex: when listening to that new Digga D album NbN)
You can witness the bubble head every Sunday on the Classic Quest Reviews on Behind that Suit channel
Chris: Yo that's a BOP!!
he says while bopping his head left and right up and down, turning into a human bubble head instantly.
by brkfastcereals April 17, 2022
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totally functional human

A human that in social settings seems normall but if you look closer it is just a mirage and you see just how messed up they truly are.
That guy over there in the corner is a " totally functional human "
by Crystalice111 May 24, 2018
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