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Goon

The person you would see at school jumping the lunch que or trying to piss off teachers just for the fun of it. Just generally devoting their existence to piss people of.
"Have you seen Jack, he's such a goon"

"Yh he was banging on the staffroom window at break today and running round the corner when the teachers came out"
by Mrgoon February 1, 2020
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Goon Knight

This is an more accurate alternative nickname for Marvel Rivals players who play Moon Knight.
Damn, that Goon knight is really doing nothing right now.
by goonknight March 6, 2025
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goon

a goon is a person who does anything a person says. backing one person up in a conversation. a goon is like a persons minion.
sam: says shampoo is bad for you
harry: no its not!
jayden: backs up sam and sides with him
harry: ur so his goon!
by yuuyuyuy987435 April 28, 2021
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Goon Spread

When a man spreads his ass on a video call while gooning
Alex just goon spreaded!!
by Yung weej May 12, 2024
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Astral-Flicker-Gooning

An primordial Gooning Technique which is often described as profane, ghastly or even „Patrick-Bateman-Mango,Mango-Ohio-Sigma“

The user indulges in a goon all the while consuming unfathomable amounts of „Snow “ and Tom/Femboy Spanking Videos ® from the best Country in the World Ivory-{Coast} ®. After enough time has passed the Goon/er/ette recieves Transcension and will furzhermore strip onesself of any mortal bindings and ascends to the astral-realm only known through prehistoric scroll as „Gary Indiana,USA“. The Life-Seed of said Mortal will traverse this vacuous Plane of Nonexistence and impregnate a woman in Bulgaria or Burkina Faso (50/50 Chance). The afflicted Fetus will sadly be stillborn and all wells in the surrounding areas will moreover only ever harbour stagnated H2O (Thou in possesion of information💀).
The origins of this technique are still unknown but its speculated that it played a major role in the „Great Viaduct Ball-Dipping-Predicament of March 19th, 3 BC.“.
The First confirmed performer of this frivolous act was „Duke Gaper Bingzoid Jr. II of Rizztown ®“. He allegedly used this penale technique to silently rise to the rank of Pontiff.

This Technique is often confused with „Chinese-Soul-Flicker-Gooning“ or „ ៹ ͇ ᭪ ̶̵̲̺̫̌̋̇͊͘͘͜͟ ༢༘ ᭔ᬼ

࿆ ꧒ ꧃ ᬉ ༾)“.
Yesterday i was Astral-Flicker-Gooning ® all over my Friends volumptious, scrumptious and child-bearing thighs while I deepened my Insight over the futile state of our decaying and rusting world where every day as etheral as he may is tainted by the looming threat of our own humanity and averice. Only at the end will THE GAZING FEW bathe our starving minds in there blissful rays while they claim there rightful throne among our hollowed carcases and husks while only the ashes of the things which where thought to be everlasting and rightous remain in this truly wretched world, so devoid of Astral-Flicker-Gooning ®.
by May or May not be A Chill Guy December 9, 2024
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goon squading

My friend is goon squading yelling at random old lady’s walking along the road
by Sneakysavage22 October 22, 2019
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Gooning

When sam is being an annoying little b*tch, which is all the time
Sam stop gooning
by boolin.bob January 24, 2024
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