Tight Goose

Precisely in order. A malaphor that is the opposite of Loosey Goosey.
"That's never passing inspection, he runs a tight goose"
by Rolandofgilead December 22, 2024
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Goose muffin

Its a person that looks like a goose and admits that his penis looks like a muffin.
by carnage1138 November 24, 2010
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Goose crisps

The sides of a pussy when having sex.
by Duckmaster29075 March 03, 2020
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Goose baby

Blood let’s hit the function u see baby right there I’m finna goose baby on daygo bloods
by Mount Miguel G Blad April 03, 2024
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Goose Cleaning

The sexual act of inserting a bare hand into a goose's abdominal cavity typically through its anus and saying, "This is how you do it boys." The person continues thrusting their blood covered hand in and out of the goose in a forceful manner. The person also may play with a flap of skin flicking it in a playful state. It is a popular sexual fetish in the south where large quantities of birds are shot and cleaned for food. It has been deemed inhumane however to insert a penis into the goose because that would be bestiality.
My hunting buddy sent me a video of him performing a, "Goose Cleaning," he said it really gets him going for the bedroom.
by A man you have never seen February 27, 2017
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communist-goose

Communist Goose is a regular goose which also happens to be a communist, they usually live in flocks and honk at all passerbyers.
Holy shit i think that was a flock of communist-goose”
by Communist goose December 11, 2021
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Goose Moonin

An A.M. greeting amongst lovers or a general expression of sexual gratitude and approval. or used when punishing babysitters with heavy bondage and gang rape.
goose moonin, how do you like babysitting five dicks you fucking whore? This is for loosing my kids and now we are going to pump you full of babies till you smell of bradford pear trees in bloom.

Goose moonin, how do you like me now?

Goose moonin, nice nut baby.
by Rdl1982 May 10, 2023
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