Garsentuous

-Adjective.
:massive and voluptuous, relating to characterized by luxury and radiance.

Used to describe the quality of an indescribable thing.

This titration is garsentuous!

by Bean-ceiling May 9, 2024

Gardon

An erection over golf.

Hard-on and Golf combined creates ‘a Gardon’

I have a real Gardon about tomorrow’s Open.

by Dus-Tee May 24, 2024

Gordentougish

When someone says or does something either so crazy or dumb, you can’t even use any word to describe your reaction.

What he just said, I was so flabbergasted by, I was probably gordentougished by what he said.

by Blank_1 December 10, 2024

garbengle

when you are the garbage bender of pennies

person 1: OMG GUYS I GARBENGLE SO MUCH!!
person 2: what
person 3: huy guys i finally found you two
person 1: GO AWAY NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU
person 3: WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH Wah Wah z
person 2: To skip disk checking, press any key within # second(s).

by loopster5 December 23, 2024

garbengle

when you are the garbage bender of something

person 1: OMG GUYS I GARBENGLE SO MUCH!!
person 2: what
person 3: huy guys i finally found you two
person 1: GO AWAY NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU
person 3: WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH Wah Wah z
person 2: To skip disk checking, press any key within # second(s).

by loopster5 December 23, 2024

Garren

He is the most caring handsomest guy you’ll ever meet. and is my husband. or will be soon and he knows it. he’s got a very cute laugh as well. If you ever find a man named garren you better lock him down!

Garren you will marry me.

by chiara_lima January 4, 2025

Gardner grenade

A variation of the Oklahoma hand grenade, where a woman jerks off her male partner into her asshole, then farts the load back onto the male partners face.

Did you hear what that nasty fuck josh did? When he was banging that swamp donkey out he had her give him a Gardner grenade, he had to take a shower to get all that dirty sausage slime off his face.

by Mr. Gagsonmen February 6, 2025