A person --other than a family member, significant other, or spouse--who always and consistently comments or likes another friend's facebook activity. The facebook groupie consistently engages and interacts with his/her idol on FB and his or her idol's pictures, comments, and other FB activity. Often the facebook groupie is the first to comment on a person's status update.
He comments on every on my every post. He is my facebook groupie; or
She obviously likes him, because she comments on his every picture or post. She is one of his facebook groupies.
She obviously likes him, because she comments on his every picture or post. She is one of his facebook groupies.
by Tnette February 7, 2012
Get the Facebook groupie mug.1. A female who spends more than an hour a day on Facebook. Facebooking. 2. A female who you see at least one notification a day in your email becuase of her post on Facebook. 3. Unrelenting inbox invasion by a female Facebook-posting junkie.
I'm gonna unfriend that Facebooker Hooker if she posts just one more pic of her kid's mid-afternoon poop, or last night's dinner out, or ...
by Pitviper May 28, 2012
Get the Facebooker Hooker mug.Facebook status postings that are, at best, random and virtually without cohesive facts or explanation. They generally are of either of a depressive or threatening nature. Most conclude with either "you know who you are" or "If you really cared you'd understand".
I can't take much of this any more. When I do something about it, everyone will know what has been going on and will see you for what an *sshole you have been. You know who you are! Sorry to be facebook vague.
I seem to be everyone's second choice. Just continue to leave me out. When I decide to make the change, all of you will regret it. If you really cared, you'd understand. Sorry if this is too facebook vague!
I seem to be everyone's second choice. Just continue to leave me out. When I decide to make the change, all of you will regret it. If you really cared, you'd understand. Sorry if this is too facebook vague!
by tulsaanimal December 25, 2011
Get the Facebook Vague mug.The awkward emotion felt by onlooker, when someone writes what they think to be an amusing or exciting facebook update, and no one responds.
Cindy - 'Comment on this post and I will write you a lovely message!'
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Everyone else who saw this - 'Wow! that was some serious Facebook Tumbleweed!'
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Everyone else who saw this - 'Wow! that was some serious Facebook Tumbleweed!'
by bonnieisarabbit July 12, 2011
Get the Facebook Tumbleweed mug.To refrain from initiating or responding to a Facebook "poke" from anyone but one's romantic partner.
Antonym: Facebook whore
Antonym: Facebook whore
She dumped him because he "poked" every female on his Facebook friends list and she was Facebook faithful.
by Smart Arick October 23, 2011
Get the Facebook faithful mug.Steve is a facebook narcissist because every time I update my status on facebook, he believes I am talking about or to him.
by DeterTX June 15, 2011
Get the facebook narcissist mug.n. A person on Facebook who deletes any negative comments, untags oneself from any stupid-looking pictures, and defriends anybody who they think could potentially make them look bad. Basically, someone who 'purges' their account to make them look flawless and universally loved.
by krazyskull October 19, 2011
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