Dick Shad

A formation of vaginal residue at the base of the shaft.

"I love when Gertrude's on top, but she leaves a bunch of dick shadbehind."

by Ron Joberts March 1, 2018

Workout dick

Term to describe ones penis post workout. Workout sucks tend to be pathetically small and flaccid due to flood flow being distribute to other parts of the body

Man I got a bad case of workout dick right now. It’s so small and wrinkly jeeze.

by Larmonaid May 13, 2018

Lucky Dick

A state of existence whereby a male that is able to get laid and score pussy with seemingly little to no effort. Really can't explain why or how it happens, it just does.

Roger is the biggest lucky dick I know. That dude is always fuckin some new chick.

I must have had lucky dick last night st the club cause I picked up two sluts and banged em both.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

Dick Job

What someone wants to do to you,when they plan on fucking you over(and they have no intention of being good in any type of way),or it can also mean just getting screwed over in general....Also,it can mean something is just a bunch of BS.

“Man,this job is a total dick job.” “I’m going to fuck over this motherfucker(and not be responsible in any type of way at all).”.....”Look at this traffic,it’s a total dick job.”

by jim6471 April 13, 2021

Dick tag

Large skin hanging off a cock (penis,wang ect.)

I was going hard with my mans Timmy when suddenly I felt a large “dick tag” scrapping the inner-walls of my putang

by Haylson meateater August 5, 2018

dick sundae

When you put Carmel whip cream and chocolate syrup on your dick and you have your significant other lick/suck it off

Dude you gotta try a Dick Sundae it's a great snack for your girl

by Dick sun dae September 18, 2013

dick skap

To ejaculate upon your partner while slapping your junk against the side of their face.

Derived from: "Dick Slap" and "Skeet"

Person A: Dude, why's your face all red and hair all gelled up?
Person B: Fred totally dick skapped me last night. He ruined my hair and my headboard.
Person A: What's Fred's number again?

by chunky_the_blowfish January 5, 2012