Dirty Dan

The fucking jackass who keeps calling me Pinwheel Larry despite him knowing that I am the real Dirty Dan.

"I'm the real Dirty Dan"
"No I'm the real Dirty Dan"

by Dirty,dan January 29, 2022

Dirty Dan

A middle aged man who visits the local bar 3+ times a week and usually gets a little too fucked up

“Dirty Dan had a rough night at Squires last night”

“Pat stop fiddling with your sister and get your old man a beer” -Dirty Dan

by eater_of_ass May 18, 2022

Dirty Dan

Someone who gets pegged while playing FutChamps as they'd rather game then have sex

Did you hear that my bro did a dirty dan last night
He loves fifa more than his gf

by BlackBob69 October 20, 2021

dirty dan

The dirty Dan is where a woman sucks your penis and toe fucks your arse at the same time

Also, once you cum, the cum is then used for face cream

"Man I had sick time last night"
"What were you up to gerald"
"My girl gave me a dirty Dan"
"Thats fucking grim mate"

by Joshnosh February 19, 2023

Dirty dan

Violently shoving your hand in lube and fisting someone called Rossi

I saw Steven do a dirty dan

by Sexiest boi April 16, 2021

Dirty Dan

Fuck a bitch in the ass just to pull out mid stroke to switch holes and cum in her pussy

Jeez, Harry pulled a dirty dan on me. Now I need to get a pregnancy test

by Ismokeweedonregularbases September 10, 2021

Dirty Dan

Is a winner. Commonly known as an Erica.

No, haha you are funny actually I’m dirty dan!

by ButimtheWINNER August 20, 2019