Dimmer Dan

A cripple who is commonly found doing minor tasks (ie operating a dimmer board) and almost always ends up eating his own dick.
Usually a racist, sexist, WASP who is so angry with his life that he takes it out on everyone else

Dude, quit being a Dimmer Dan and let that brother alone!

by Josh Whittaker November 6, 2007

Jk dan

A scrawny dude that is just a fucking wuss and has terrible hairline but sometimes a cool dude and not gonna lie gets very annoyed easily by the smallest things

"No" Jk dan

by poopyscopps28 March 13, 2022

Jk dan

A Scrawny dude that is a fucking wuss and not gonna lie they get annoyed really easily

"No" Jk dan

by poopyscopps28 March 13, 2022

Damp Dan

Instead of a Wet Willy, drool on finger and swipe it between a pair of butt cheeks like a credit card.

I lost a bet, had to let a bro give me a damp Dan.

by CirckleK May 23, 2023

a dan

a person who is described as not caring when they have a dream about braces falling off.

wow I just remember this dream that I had about braces but whatever im a dan and people love me

by a dan dream May 16, 2022

Dan reid

Commonly known as an eshay lad

sexiest man alive, insanely sexy hairdu and exceptionally exquisit at all sports

Boys want to be dan reid, girls want to be with him.

by Heymatekajfjsna May 13, 2015

Family Dan

A pal who happily comes on holiday with your wife and kids.

Seen that family with two dads over there?

Nah man, one’s a Family Dan!

by Sayin Crows October 11, 2023