chrome cock

A cock that no matter what pants a guy wears, you can always see his dick print.

“DAMN! That nigga got a Chrome Cock!”

by ChromeCocks101 October 15, 2018

Cock in the Mud

An expletive used to express sudden dismay or exasperation.

Stub your toe "cock in the mud!".
You get no for an answer "cock in the mud!".

by Iwanyckyj23 September 14, 2018

Cock waffle

The way you call someone who is such a fucking whore who gets krabbs

Jacob bagget is a fucking cock waffle.

by That waffle June 5, 2018

Cock Scribe

A person who is infatuated with drawing penises on any available surface.

One who will draw penises whenever given the chance regardless of time or location.

Often referred to as the Davinci of schlong, the Picasso of the cocko, or the Bob Ross of balls and shaft.

Hey Jake, would ya look at that!! Cody's over there being a cock scribe again. Their are literally dicks drawn on everything!

by Dr. Lubentap July 17, 2019

Kettle cock

your cock is physically a kettle

I woke up with kettle cock, so i hung myself from the door handle.

by leukaemia is funny November 11, 2019

Cock Island

Someone who your ex-spouse has sex with after a breakup

She's gone to cock island

by someguy76134 December 13, 2017

Cock Blazing

The act of pouring gasoline on your dick and your "victim's" asshole, lighting both on fire, and fucking until the fire is extinguished by the juices.

"Why won't you sit down?"
"My ass hurts. My boyfriend and I tried Cock Blazing last night."I

by Herpetitis November 3, 2017