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Cock Scribe

A person who is infatuated with drawing penises on any available surface.

One who will draw penises whenever given the chance regardless of time or location.

Often referred to as the Davinci of schlong, the Picasso of the cocko, or the Bob Ross of balls and shaft.
Hey Jake, would ya look at that!! Cody's over there being a cock scribe again. Their are literally dicks drawn on everything!
by Dr. Lubentap July 17, 2019
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cock skiing

The act of give a double hand job or double blowjob..
She was cock skiing the both of us..
by THrrn July 12, 2016
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Cock in the Mud

An expletive used to express sudden dismay or exasperation.
Stub your toe "cock in the mud!".
You get no for an answer "cock in the mud!".
by Iwanyckyj23 September 14, 2018
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cock funnel

One who funnels cocks into every orifice of their body.

Synonymous with slut, except it gives a more visual representation of what a girl who encompasses this name actually does. If her mouth is open, a cock is in it. If her legs are more than 15 degrees apart, there is a cock in her vagina.
You know that bitch Brandi? Yeah she's a total cock funnel to every extent of the word.
by f1R3cr0tch January 9, 2011
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cock batter

Brian did you have sex with that girl? No, I just beat off and sprayed my cock batter on her face after she fell asleep.
by Chris Paulino December 22, 2008
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cock suck

Kevin, stop the cock suck! You'll suffocate the Chicken!
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Crater Cock

Noun. A penis with crater-like scars that came from monkeypox lesions.
He couldn’t play with his crater cock after contracting Monkeypox last week.
by gdiz916 August 16, 2022
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