The elf that finishes first during their Christmas day orgy.
Christmas day in the one day of the year off for elves, after all the presents have been made. But, they have nothing to do, no TV, so they have a nice Christmas orgy. The lack of sex during the year affects all the elves, making some blow too early. The elf that blows first is The Christmas First.
Related: The Christmas Bitch
Christmas day in the one day of the year off for elves, after all the presents have been made. But, they have nothing to do, no TV, so they have a nice Christmas orgy. The lack of sex during the year affects all the elves, making some blow too early. The elf that blows first is The Christmas First.
Related: The Christmas Bitch
Robin finished first during the elf Christmas orgy, so he sat in the corner on his phone. He was The Christmas First.
by llamasaylol December 17, 2016
Get the The Christmas Firstmug. "I'm gonna give you a Christmas snake"
" I was going up the stairs and my friend gave me a Christmas snake"
" I was going up the stairs and my friend gave me a Christmas snake"
by anonymous February 12, 2025
Get the Christmas snakemug. A christmas blog:
christmas-cheer-all-through-the-year.blogspot.com
provides lists of christmas carols and songs, christmas tree ideas, card designs, wallpapers, photos and lyrics.
christmas-cheer-all-through-the-year.blogspot.com
provides lists of christmas carols and songs, christmas tree ideas, card designs, wallpapers, photos and lyrics.
by feliznavidad October 16, 2012
Get the christmas-cheer-all-through-the-yearmug. When little kids get excited for a overweight stranger to plop down their chimney to give them stolen gifts.
by Cami1234 December 1, 2021
Get the Christmasmug. When the ground is covered in shit, rather than snow, on Christmas Day.
Usually experienced in wastelands or along the equator.
Usually experienced in wastelands or along the equator.
Key West experienced their first Brown Christmas, after 2 feet if shitfall came down the night before.
by an idiot thats an idiot December 28, 2023
Get the Brown Christmasmug. Is when you are going to a party, where it is so much GODAMN cocaine for you and all of your friends to snort until you're dead.
How was the party?
It was awesome, and we bought so much cocaine, to say it at least, it was a white christmas!
It was awesome, and we bought so much cocaine, to say it at least, it was a white christmas!
by SheepbloodfromAustralia December 2, 2017
Get the White Christmasmug. by foxlife37 December 15, 2020
Get the christmas tree cakesmug.