ham cheesed

Ham cheesed refers to when you are intoxicated with alcohol and marijuana

"Yo bro why does my ass hurt"

"i dunno bro you were pretty ham cheesed last night"

by flightofthekonchords May 1, 2009

de-cheesed

when you try to pull out a slice from a pizza, and the cheese/majority of sauce comes off of the slice, leaving you with a worthless piece of dough

Damn it! Every slice I try to pull out gets de-cheesed.

by uuuummmmm November 29, 2010

Waxing the Cheese

Male masturbation

I was pissed because my mom walked in on me while I was waxing the cheese.

by D'hyrelle Joyn'zahn March 16, 2010

Tug Cheese

The viscous ring of lube that accumulates around the bellend when wanking with excessive amounts of lubricant.

Post nut, the tug ring may also be comprised of an amalgam of lube, cum and even smegma depending upon male cleanliness.

My mom walked in while I was enjoying some post nut clarity but she should smell the aromas of tug cheese and asked me if I was working on a new crust sock.

by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020

break cheese

VERB - The act of sharing Christmas cheese balls on Christmas day with your loved ones.

Yo we gotta break cheese before it's no longer Christmas dude. Come on!

by Symbiotictwist December 25, 2018

Cheese Turtle

An uncircumcised micropenis with yellow smegma

"Hey how's your cheese turtle problem doing?"
"I thought I told you not to talk about it in public!"
"Not my fault you weren't circumcised and don't know how to wash your tiny dick. That yellow smegma is gross"

by SouLLesS April 26, 2015

Button cheese

1. Button cheese is the stuff that’s on your butthole after you wipe your ass.

2. Button cheese also can come from your belly button

You smell like button cheese

by Bo023ots July 18, 2019