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barrel cock

Girl 1: "He fucked me so hard last night"
Girl 2: "Was his penis long"
Girl 1: "No he had a barrel cock, but I like the girth more"
Girl 2: "Interesting"
by Iceagebaby February 12, 2018
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Cock Fondue

When you cover a cock in cheese or chocolate leaving a hardened cheese or chocolate coat on your dick
Jeff and Maggie decided to try out cock fondue last night
by Booty Burglar August 1, 2016
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Cock doodling

A guy that can't keep his dick in his pants.
I know my boyfriend is out cock doodling.
by NoPo503 December 14, 2015
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Cock Flossing

The action of constantly gloating about recent/past accomplishments even though everybody knows. Not always, but most of the time, the thing being gloated about is insignificant.

Also can be used as "flossing your cock."

Cock flossing can be confused with normal flossin ,but the difference is that Cock flossing is usually done with something that no one will remember/care about in an hour and also does not refer to physical objects.
Seth: I got a 5+ killstreak in Minecraft a few minutes ago.
Brady: Cool.
*Minutes later*
Seth: Dude, I did so good in Minecraft. I got a 5+ killstreak.
Brady: Can you quit cock flossing already? It's getting annoying.
by mylifeisterrible November 29, 2018
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cock wind

When a male is sitting in front or near a fan or breeze and the aroma of cock fills the air or blows in your face.
When Jacob was playing a video game he stretched his legs by a fan and his girlfriend got cock winded.
by yoshi01 July 24, 2009
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Cock Drop

The act of violently slamming your cock onto a table. Usually a sign of anger and an attempt to show his male dominance. Not to be confused with a cock slap which is the act of slapping ones face with your cock.
Johnny hit a loud cock drop the other day. I thought he was about to beat the shit out of me.
by C0ckMuncher69 July 8, 2020
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Cock Blocker

A Cock Blocker is someone who stops you from getting tang.

1. A boyfriend of the girl your getting with

2. someone interupting you, or embarrasing you
1. I was totally gonna get me some tang but she had to be dating Kyle. what a Cock Blocker

2. As i was about to unzip my pants and feed her my Vainey tree stick, this total Scott had to poop on me. cock blocked again for fucks sake.
by thegreattang April 15, 2011
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