Chocolate Brazilian

When you spend too long to wipe after taking a shit so the shit dries to your asshair and you have to pull it off in chunks

Jeff: I gave myself a chocolate Brazilian the other day
Geoff:???
Jeff: I spent too long on my phone taking a shit and had to rip all the hair out of my asshole, now I've got the cleanest brown eye in the state
Geoff: I don't want to be friends anymore

by Jthorpe February 4, 2020

Chocolate Boboa

It's a sex act that involves getting someone severely constipated, performing an enema using milk or tea, and shitting out the contents into a tall cup

You then put a straw in the cup and have them drink it.

Guy 1: It sucks malls are closed, I could go for a Chocolate Boboa

Guy 2: All's you need is a funnel and we can make it right now.

by Cicero did nothing wrong April 24, 2020

Chocolate Mike

Chocolate Mike taste great

"Chocolate Mike taste great" -James

Everyone nodded in agreement with James

by risengamer1337 June 10, 2020

chocolate duke

noun: expression to establish complete domination over, to destroy completely.

Connor McGregor gave Jose Aldo the chocolate duke to win the title.

by Der Mask September 19, 2020

chocolate duke

noun attributed to someone or something that was totally dominated, beaten, or completely destroyed

My brother ate the last of the cookies, so I gave him the chocolate duke. or

Connor McGregor gave Jose Aldo the chocolate duke in the first round to win the title.

by Der Mask September 23, 2020

chocolate medusa

I huge stone like that changes the course of your day for the better. Usually will require a courtesy flush in public restrooms.

You should have seen the chocolate Medusa that I had this morning, its going to be a great day!

by Dingle5884 October 23, 2020

Chocolate spread

Where you smear chocolate all over your dick and put it in a girls arse and she shits on you dick then she puts your cock inbetween two bits ago bread making it a chocolate spread sandwich

Yo bob see that girl over there , well we preformed the chocolate spread last night

by Borris fat chode November 5, 2020