Brandon H

A guy who simps over girls who's tinder bios say they eat ass.

Guy 1: ah mate saw this right hottie on tinder we met and she liked me from front to back like a huggies diaper
Guy 2: man your being a real Brandon H

by Glutegorrilabois October 30, 2020

Brandon

He is one of the coolest guys you will meet. He is a great friend to have and has a great sense of humour. Now he is either a great athlete or an amazing musician… nothing in between. He can be clingy at times but its ok. He always apologizes if he does something to hurt your feelings which is a great trait about him. In conclusion, you NEED to be friends with a Brandon

“Brandon is the coolest guy around!”

by Stupidperson130 January 5, 2022

Brandon Howard

Former CEO of parchmentpaper.com

Brandon Howard: "Must be tough living life on easy mode"

by urbandictionaryuser232456 May 29, 2024

Brandon A

A italian boy who gets all the ladies and has a shrimp but really sexy

I’m great and cool I’m a Brandon A

by cool dude RI Ree December 13, 2021

Brandon

A slur aimed towards unwanted, persistent suitors. Especially ones who display stalker-like and clingy behavior.

"Ugh, he's being SUCH a Brandon. He called me 3 times last night."

by Ninanina01 September 16, 2021

Brandon Aragon

PENIS HEAD HAHA

kid: “yk brandon aragon”
me: “you mean the emo faq?”

by shakalsjrhfn January 12, 2022

Brandon

A big dick man with all the bitches all the girls like his pepino

People say brandon has the biggest dick in the world

by Nugget eater 123 November 21, 2023