This is a real man! Better than mason biagini! He was a virgin once... But not anymore! He smells like old soggy cigarettes. But he's so lovable you won't even notice. He farts every now and then. His titties are ticklish. His weiners bigger than mason biagini s too! His favorite activity is making out with ugly old woman he finds on the streets. He was on may 1 2003. He has anal lice.
by Major prankster Benis beaters June 6, 2022
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Thomas Bailey, so caring, so sweet, has a girlfriend, Madison Marshall she got a fat ass. They are in love and will be getting married
PERSON 1: DID YOU SEE THOMAS BAILEY AND MADISON THEY ARE SO IN LOVE!
Period 2: I know they are my favorite couple ever
Period 2: I know they are my favorite couple ever
by Igotbitchesonmydick September 22, 2022
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Tend to be more red neck and dumber than the average male
Tend to be more red neck and dumber than the average male
by Gayboiiii January 16, 2023
Get the Wyatt bailey mug.(Noun)-The Narcissistic Bailor is a phrase used to describe an individual that generally possesses an over- inflated ego and while confronted they will either shift gears into a manipulative attack mode or fly the coop. In other words, since they can't take the heat, they get the hell out of the kitchen!!!! Typically, the word unhealthy is thrown around by them in an effort to portray that they are being subjected to unhealthy behavior, when in fact they are the UNHEALTHY ones. These people will go on a vacation with their significant other and if a nerve is struck; disagreement arises, forget it! Next thing you know , your in the car for 9 hours on the way home, riding in silence! Total assholes!!!
"I am so over this bullshit with this Narcissistic Bailor!!! What adult behaves this way? They need "DEPENDS". Not only is their behavior childish, but it's so fucken rude. After bailing at the beach, and riding shotgun with their silent ass I contemplated punching him in his face or jumping out of the car!!! Life is way too short to deal with a narcississtic bailor. Karma is a bitch!!!!
by Cappy C January 30, 2023
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