April 1

People born on April 1 have the biggest dick.
They are able to make any person horny just by looking at them.

-Your dick is so big!
-Yeah i was born on April 1

by thatbitchfromtokyo August 1, 2022

April 22nd

International Piss Day!

(S)elebrating your ability to piss.

"Today is April 22nd! Happy International Piss Day Tyler!"

by TealTip April 22, 2021

April 24th

April 24th is the day satan dropped off Aaliyah off on the face of the earth. He gave her frizzy hair and short height and sent her on her way. We celebrate April 24th in hopes that Aaliyah will be pleased with us acknowledging her existence.

Dude one: "Bro- Did you wish Aaliyah a happy birthday? You better hurry up, todays April 24th!"

Dude two: "Oh damn! Thanks for the reminder"

by cow slut April 23, 2021

April 9th

National send your boyfriend nudes day.

It’s April 9th so send your boyfriend nudes

by Gaygayapril9th April 9, 2022

April 15

April 15 is National ask out your crush day they can’t say no

You: Hey, do you wanna go out
Her: Sorry, but no
You: But it’s April 15th

by ConMan33490 November 30, 2019

April 30th

a boss ass taurus's birthday, and mine. go get drunk hoe

"wow! i heard it's their birthday today!"

"we need to celebrate their birthday on april 30th"
"did you hear their birthday is on april 30th?"

by tireddpperson November 29, 2021

4th of april

national give u crush head day

on the 4th of april mia should give AB head

by AB/M April 3, 2023