Alabama Hot Pocket

When a woman lifts her legs above her head and spreads open her love tunnel while the man places his ass directly on it and then carefully squeezes out a nice fudge dragon right into the vag.

when me and my girlfriend were laying in bed naked, I asked her how she wanted me to do her this time. She said surprise me; So I gave her an Alabama Hot Pocket.

by KnoxiK May 26, 2011

Alabama hot pocket

your cousin's too-hot-to-handle pussy

Bill: "Bro, my cousin Mindy was so gnarly last night"
Jole: "Was it an Alabama hot pocket?"
Bill: "Ohhh yea, I had to make sure not to wake up the rents"

by J~How March 13, 2019

Alabama hot pocket

When your sister is taking a mad sh*t on the sh*tter and starts getting constipated, while you start telling her your horny and she starts riding your d*ck, yet you feel something hot and steamy rushing down your wee hole, and all of a sudden you feel a never-ending pain of throbbing and burning. She then continues to shit in the shitter.

Person 1: Bring me to the ER. We had an Alabama hot pocket.
Person 2: Okay let's go hurry!!

by PreslyWow February 26, 2019

Alabama Hearing Aid

A move during minor intercouse where the man sticks his tougue in the ear of his partener and sloshes around and eventually sending saliva down the ear canal making them deaf and temporarily needing a hearing aid.

"Dude i Alabama Hearing Aided some skank names Nakita Sanchez last night and she still needs her grampas hearing aid!!"

by fartblaster3008 January 30, 2010

Alabama Mammy

1. When an old lady sits on your face and you eat her ass, or vagina
2. Bathing in old lady juices linked to scafle

Aww man, your grandma walked in on me jacking it last night, and got the wrong impression, she gave me an Alabama Mammy!

by Jacob Huizar March 17, 2007

Alabama Hot Pocket

A sexual act involving the male defecating in the female's vagina. The male then proceeds to fuck the female with the shit remaining intact inside the vagina.

Last night, I gave your mom the Alabama Hot Pocket. My dick is covered in shit.

by badgerman5566 May 7, 2010

alabama burrito

after shitting in a person's ass, you proceed to fuck their asshole

"I Alabama Burritoed my cousin after we ate some hot and spicy Mexican Food."

by moe_blunts September 10, 2007