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virgin eyes

The fresh way your eyes feel before you look at a computer screen or television set. After five minutes of looking at any glowing rectangle, though, the feeling disappears and is replaced with a slight headache.
Jon: What's wrong?
Mike: Just turned on my computer and lost my virgin eyes.
by RazVper May 1, 2014
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virgin viper

Damn Jj is such a virgin viper. He makes bad luck Brian look like a pimp
by 19bigpapa19 March 27, 2017
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Harry Virgin

A person who has not read one Harry Potter book or seen one Harry Potter movie.
She didn't even know about Dumbledore; she's such a Harry Virgin! We should have a Harry marathon to de-virginize her!
by Kteacher July 14, 2011
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Virgin Syndrome

When a virgin or person who has never been in a serious relationship is over clingy, over bearing, and clueless as to how partner relationships work.
I knew he had Virgin Syndrome when he tried to be a doctor when he found out I had anxiety, like, know your place, dude.
by Thatgf June 19, 2016
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voodoo virgin

a person who has never eaten a voodoo doughnut before
by angiebeeee November 10, 2010
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Ultra Virgin

A person will be a virgin till the day they die, even if there is an after life or the person is reborn again they will always be a virgin. They also know nothing about sex at all.
Rhys: Pussy feels like a cold bath!
Vanna: Stfu you haven't had sex before you Ultra Virgin!
by anonymous October 20, 2020
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Virgin media

They go down all the fucking time and their crappy hub/modem combo will lose you a tenth of your bandwidth by being half a meter away
Virgin media is a crappy isp.
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