Noob

A failure of a person who doesn't understand that people do not enjoy their company, and are too annoying and caught up in themselves to notice.

Ish: Omg, I have no time to do anything this week, I've got play practice - DID I TELL YOU I GOT THE LEAD, OMFG - but I have like practice everyday from 3 to almost 10 and idk it sucks so much
Kelvin: I love it when people complain about their lives. :3
Ish: ME TOO, WHAT A COINCIDENCE. We are like angel twins.
Kelvin: Ish, you are such a fucking noob.

by Neeinurface January 19, 2010

re-noob

After an extended absence in online gaming, a re-noob is a formerly proficient player who now finds himself making noob-level mistakes.

I haven't played WOW in years! I keep making noob mistakes. I'm a re-noob.

by teeda2 November 21, 2010

noob effect

aka dunning-kruger effect
a type of cognitive bias where people with little expertise or skill assume they have superior expertise or skill. This overestimation occurs as a result of the fact that they lack the knowledge to know that their knowledge isn't sufficient.

well yeah, he thinks hes the best at everything because of the noob effect.

by puristyle June 6, 2024

Noob

Noob is someone who not know how to do something and they keep on ask questions or they just IDK how to do stuff

Guy 1: Hello random dude
Guy 2: How to play this and what u do with this and why u do this and how u do this etc...
Guy 1: Bruh u noob
Guy 2: What is a noob
Guy 1: *screams*

by TheRobloxLemonDemonGamer September 17, 2022

BikeRace Noob

A bike racer who falls of hhis bike into the finish line and asks the crowd if he won the race.

Commentator Tower
Commentator 1: Here we are at the finish line of of the Tour De' France.
Commentator 2: here we are two war tie- Number 293: Ryan Adams, and Number 257: Scott Danels.
Commentator 1: Bad News! It looks like 293 is losing control!

Commentator 2: He just falled into the finish line!
Commentator 1: Lets Go to Commentator 3, Linda Furray.

Finish Line
Commentator 3: Linda Furray here on the finish line as number 293, Ryan Adams just lost control and fell onto the line. Ryan do you have anything to say or ask?
Ryan Adams-293: Did I win?
Commentator 3: Sorry to say but these 3.8 Million People, Ryan Adams is a BikeRace Noob.

-----Extra-----
ESPN Commentator: Here we are as we see the top 5 racers results in the Tour De' France
Scott Daniels-257: 1st
Robert Murray-786:7th
Evan Clay-983:23rd
Frangie Rojers-924:874th
Ryan Adams-293:1,978th
Ryan Adams was acting like a BikeRace Noob.
This concludes ESPN Live

by ICanTStanDYoU1399 June 15, 2011

noob

a new player, not a person who killed you

Player 1: You're a big NOOB FOR KILLING ME NOOB NOOOB NOOOB BNON BOBNOB OBBNOBNS Player 2: Noob means new player dumbo

by bryanthebanana November 12, 2020

Noob

A person WHO is new and bad to the game. Typically offensive.

He just played GAME WHICH means He is a noob.
That noob cant even play properly!

by LollerNoobs October 14, 2025