douch meister

The co-leader of a douchnozzel

Dude, did you see Tom today?
yea man, he's a freaking douch meister!

by soNOTdouchnozzel May 27, 2010

Sticky Douche

When a man cums inside a woman and lets it sit there and dry. Then before she showers she gets cum in her again flushing out the old dry cum.

Hey you wont believe my girl let me give her a sticky douche this morning.

by RHINO1289 August 22, 2016

unused douche

An object that has more knowledge of the inner workings of a woman than Forest Immel.

"Hey, did you hear about Brad and Jane's breakup?"
"No, what happened?"
"She said that an unused douche would know more about pleasing her."

by bic1822 August 20, 2013

Douche Kinase

An individual who, because of the intensity of their douchyness, makes others around them more douchebag like.

Dan is such a douche kinase I think he's making me a douche.
Everyone who hangs out with Bill becomes a douche: he's a douche kinase.

by Unfortunate D-Bag October 5, 2011

Douche Plug

Blue tooth. Enough Said

Make sure you wear your douche plug when driving in California.

by iheartstats April 23, 2011

Re-douche

The liquid that remains after douching that is captured, put back in the douche bag and then re-used (or re-douched).

He is worse than a douche bag--he is re-douche!

by Amonte August 2, 2012

Bleach Douche

When you want your vagina to be as clean as a sparkling bathroom so you beer chugged a whole thing of bleach inside your womb and you start making sea foam come out of all your holes and you convulse down the stairs and crunch against the wall and fucking die.

My bleach douche was successful and now I am dying.

by JAM IN THE TOE March 22, 2020