noobe

me.

noobe: "greetings"
you: "how did you get into my house"

by noobe gaming June 04, 2022

Noob/newbie

A new player not an unskilled player like a loot of fucktards thinks of it

Fucktard: lol u suck noob you died fast noob/newbie
Normal player: I'm not a noob i joined this game from long ago
Fucktard: lol nub
Normal player: such a fucking moron

by berserkerbaron May 13, 2015

luaske noob

luaske was cool, now its noob

that luaske is luaske noob

by Luaske was cool May 12, 2018

Sir Noobs-a-Lot

A professional noob. Someone intellectual and highly educated that still manages to display some impressively noobish qualities.

Ian: "On Friday, Robert somehow managed to spill a huge quantity of liquid polyurethane all over the floor causing a departmental solvent gassing crisis and the thickest floor lackering you've ever seen. A formal incident report needed to be filed afterwards."
Chris: "lol... Sir Noobs-a-Lot strikes again..."

by Dr Zap April 14, 2014

suck a noob

a phrase for saying "you're annoying" or "fuck you", but not too direct that you're being rude :)

person: you stink. BJFKSJF just titting. i need ibuprofen go get me some or buy some idc. also get chcips bc idk ur my slave.

person 2: suck a noob

by fish in a bucket October 17, 2020

noob cake

One who is more noob than noob cake or noob muffin making it a noob bakery.

Man! You ain't a noob cake! Your worse! a noob bakery!! :3

by SoKawaiiBri March 05, 2011

Noob cake

Someone who wants to contribute to an Urban Dictionary without having learnt to spell first, involuntary invoking a biotope rather than the intended pastry, thus creating a context issue in his explanation.

"Noob cake (n.) a noob who was baked until they became a delicious desert"

by HjAa August 11, 2018