Jason

A nigga who got no drip and a small penis

Jason got clipped by Monica

by M08 X June 16, 2022

Jason Jr.

The guy that tries to take charge when the boss Jason is out of the office...

We were going out to eat lunch but Jason Jr. told us we had to invite the whole department.

by JSJ918 September 25, 2019

Jason

dude Jason makes cool stuff but he's been known to punch/kick his fans. Jason will often hand you a cola and say "you understand the law of reciprocity yes? i give you something and you must give me something in return" with a coy sinister smile. Jason will often speak of people as chess pieces, pawns for his big game, saying "I don't see people with lives, friends, families & pets, I see pawns, objects I can manipulate with my hands" with a cartoonishly evil grin. One time at MAGfest Jason walked upto my little sister and pulled on her hair really hard until her scalp came off.

Nick: YOOOO DID YOU JUST PULL A JASON?
Yin: Yeah bro, I just kicked Steve in the balls

by SpammableConquisitor July 30, 2021

Jason

Jason, often used as another word for "snitch" or "nark". Most people avoid Jason's for this very reason. They will often creep on females 20 years younger.

"Hey did you hear about that police raid"
"Yeah must of been Jason's statements again"

by Wazking June 23, 2023

Jason

A Jason is someone with extreme emotional intensity. He either wants to love you to death or hack you to bits with his machete. There is no in between. Either way, it’s a privilege. He’s always up for adventures and epic quests. A free spirit, he’s constantly getting in trouble by not confirming to social norms. Clever as a fox, he’s able to talk his way in or out of any situation by shifting your perspective and making you laugh. He will one-up you to your delight. He’s a lovable rapscallion who fully embraces the Angel in himself and the devil in himself.

“Yo, I just met this dude who packed a lifetime worth of shenanigans into one weekend, and I am both shook and hooked.” “Oh snap, sounds like you got yourself a Jason”

“If you are the result of a live child between the entire cast of The Hangover and Captain Jack Sparrow, your name is probably Jason”

by JavierDontCare November 24, 2021

Jason

Extremely gay

He is very Jason.

by Awshithewegoagain April 27, 2025

Jason

Jason is mad pussy slayer who is a notorious mother fucker in the Barnstaple area. Everyone knows him as ‘the stud who fucked my mum’. the women love him, the men hate him.

Jon: ‘Hey you know Jason?’
James: ‘The one who fucked our mums?’
Jon: ‘Yeah that one he’s a right wanker’

by mynamejeffo January 12, 2020