37 year old man

An obese man who becomes really horny seeing an elementary school

Greg is so weird, he is such a 37 year old man

by Abdullahthenerd September 18, 2023

volcano man

volcano man is the definition of Aidan grant ! it will erupt at any moment !! be careful

omg watch the volcano man

by Aidan Johnathan grant March 9, 2021

Crypt is the man

A Youtuber that loves Kentucky Fried Chicken, his momma's barbecue, and an AMAZING VERSATILE ARTIST

Lor_Kreny: I jus put CRYPT IS THE MAN in my competition LMFAO
Luke: YES YES HE IS DA MAN, CRYPT IS THE MAN

by Lucas Killmore February 17, 2022

A Man With No Hairline

This man has no hairline and can't afford new clothes or shoes. He also can't afford new video games and food for his girlfriend. He also sucks at everything in life.

I see A Man With No Hairline, he must be a broke boy.

by This is False December 30, 2018

Schrödinger's Gay Man

A general theory of relativity behind the sexual attraction of every man. It states that every man is in a constant state of quantum superposition between gay and straight, being 50% gay and 50% straight. As such, they will never be sure of their own sexual attraction until they kiss a man, effectively opening the box and forcing their sexuality to fall into one of the two realities, revealing whether they are gay or straight.

Bro 1:"Bro, I just kissed a dude, turns out I'm gay!"
Bro 2: "Looks like Schrödinger's Gay Man takes another."

by Onesquawkyboi July 13, 2023

Dave’s not here man

A phase used to determine that the piece of information you were looking for is null and void. Said as a response that politely indicates the answer is unknown.
Taken from the hit movie Cheech and Chong

Person (a) can you help me out later ?
Person (b) Dave’s not here man

by Deloris Schrodinger November 11, 2025

Big Man With A big Plan

Simply the biggest man

Hey ur a big man with a big plan

by Big man with a big plan November 21, 2020