fucking shit up after the fact

When your still fucking shit up years after the fact without trying

When someone can’t give another person there all because they still love you years after you broke up! You're fucking shit up after the fact!

by Tom vape September 26, 2017

Ape-ass, bat-shit crazy

A huge step higher than just plain old bat-shit crazy; Britney Spears

"Tom Cruise may be bat-shit crazy, but that Britney Spears is ape-ass, bat-shit crazy!"

by Lorraine Bates January 17, 2008

you made dat shit up

A phrase used when someone is trying to have you do something beyond your wishes - something that you do not want to do.

Matt: I want to go to the Olive Garden instead of Maggiano's.

Jane: Hells naw. You made dat shit up. You got paid so we are going to Maggiano's.

by Love6241 October 13, 2006

Having your shit together

Being beautiful and having lived in 3 cities

Megan is a great example of having your shit together

by Crustybooty December 23, 2019

you piece of living dog shit

self-explanitory, fucknugget.

"you piece of living dog shit, I hate you."

by notultra March 19, 2017

oh shit man (Pronounced meng)

This is what a mexican says after laughing like a retard. Also this is how you can make fun of a mexican.

Jared: Hey how did the chicken cross the road?

Mexican How meng?

Jared: To get to the other side!

Mexican: Duhhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh oh shit man (Pronounced meng) !!!!!!!!

by Leapold Butters Stotch September 11, 2011

Shit Dribbling out of your Mouth

When someone is utterly bullshitting their way out of something, commonly the failure to attend an event or to give someone something (i.e. gift, debt, etc.)

Bob: Bro, sorry I missed the party, but my girl was all on me last night!
Mike: Dude, your girl was AT the party last night. I can see the shit dribbling out of your mouth, dude.

by McEmoPants November 8, 2011