Fuck Boy

So many Fuck Boy definitions focus on the relationships typical of a Fuck Boy. But his essence is so much more than that. A Fuck Boy's state of mind is just as much what it is as what it is not. The Fuck Boy does "cool" things. He may lift weights, play an instrument, dress or dance well, or act aloof or interesting. These are only symptoms. They come not from a place of sincerity, but insecurity. There is a hollowness behind his actions that reveal a lack of understanding of his place in the world. Somewhere deep inside there is an existential crisis that he is unable to resolve, or perhaps never knew he even had. His psyche is a simultaneously filled with illusions of pleasure yet devoid of true purpose. On the plus side he's pretty good at skincare.

The person described in "Pretty Fly (for a White Guy)?" Fuck boy. 80's hair "metal" bands? Fuck boys. The gangs from West Side Story? Fuck boys. Overly clean (or dirty) white guy with dreads, a guitar, and a false sense of wisdom? Fuck boy. Run the Jewels? Decidedly NOT fuck boys. Gene Kelly? Nah, that dude's the real fucking deal.

*Man walks in with his chest puffed out, chin up in a rehearsed "Alpha male" position. His arms are ripped, but his legs are skinny. His daily skincare routine clearly takes hours. His eyes hungrily dart from breast to breast, yet deep inside there is a void, a pit that, try as he might, he can never fill. Basic bitches posture, incels look on with misplaced reverence and envy. You, dear reader, see through it all.*

"Who's the Fuck Boy?"

by anonymous February 16, 2021

Poo Boy

A person who eats bakes Daily and has a major skill issue

Are you eating bakes again your such a poo boy

Charlie put them bakes down your such a poo boy

Ooo Charlie you better not be eating them bakes again you Poo Boy

by 2D bodward November 3, 2022

Boy dribble

A Basketball player who only knew how to dribble like Kyrie but doesn't have the skills

Magkakalat nanam si Boy Dribble sa court

by d3adp0ol23 July 11, 2021

pounding brews with the boys

the act of drinking a lot of beers in one sitting with your squad

Guy1 " hey whats the move tonight? "
Guy2 "pounding brews with the boys?"
Guy1 "Fullsend"

by boolnDrew June 19, 2018

Hug a boy day

Were u go and hug one person u like.

October 10th

I went and hugged my crush hug a boy day hug someone u like

by Jiiii1111333 October 7, 2020

best boy

best boy is ryan (jjks07)

jjks07 aka ryan aka best boy is the best

by shxhiewif September 13, 2022

Outside Boy

A outside boy is out in the streets. He doesn’t have a bed time. He just roams the world like it’s his play ground. From one party to the next. One girl to the next. One city to the next. He is outside! If you find a boy like this let him run wild. He can’t be tamed.

That boy can’t be tied down. He is an outside boy.

by Makmommy February 24, 2023