An elder person who is 90% right in regards to historical accuracy and the present status of earthly things. Although 99% wrong when it comes to future events (including but not limited to) the fact they are still alive after having foreseen themselves dead for years.
Bob: “Old Higgins said that the economy is doomed to collapse next month…”
Ron: “Well you know he’s got old man walking. Poor guy…. He was just diagnosed a couple months ago.
Ron: “Well you know he’s got old man walking. Poor guy…. He was just diagnosed a couple months ago.
by Jack of trade June 27, 2023
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Get the Horse thing thing man mug.Sir Spaghettio Man (the first of his name) is the twin brother of Voldy the Baldy. He has two noeses due to him stealing Valdy’s in the womb. He has a rather strange obsession with toeses.
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Get the alternative white man mug.An argument which arose on tiktok where women would choose a man or bear to stumble upon their unconscious body in the forest.
Woman 1: Man or Bear?
Woman 2: “I choose bear, the bear can’t rape me or use me.”
Woman 3: “Can’t the bear just maul you to fucking death?”
Woman 2: “I choose bear, the bear can’t rape me or use me.”
Woman 3: “Can’t the bear just maul you to fucking death?”
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Hym "The picture... Is 2 women staring at his fat cock... One overtly and the other is kind of side-eyeing it... What about that has anything to do with being a confident man? 'You see how confident I am in women's endless desire for fat cocks?' We're in euphemism land! We're in pretend euphemism land! Confidence? Jesus Christ!"
by Hym Iam June 11, 2023
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