Man-tote

A male that follows around a particular female, in hopes of one day landing her and compleating menial tasks such as: Picking her up from a bar. Holding her purse. Being her bitch.

Abbie called her man-tote to take her home when she no longer wanted to be at the concert, knowing he would be there faster than a cab and that she wouldn't have to pay.

by Handy-tandy-dandy-drew March 10, 2010

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Dibble Man

A Dibble Man is a man who likes to fiddle with young women, and elderly men.

Guy: Oi mate it’s a dibble man, his names probably jimmy.

by Dibble Man the wide October 8, 2020

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A man is not a plan — On Thursday February 15th 2024, Fani Willis electrified the non-Black world with the Black Cultural Maxim: A man is not a plan. Taught by her stern southern father she was taught to be a strong independent woman who could take care of herself. Pops gave her the following instructions that would help to prevent a Trump-like pussy grab. 1) if you go out in a date have $200.00 with you so that if a man decides to act up; then you can go wherever you want to go. 2) Keep six months of living expenses in cash on hand at all times in safes and lock boxes to buttress against unforeseen misfortune. 3) Pay your own way. A man who pays is a man who expects to be laid. 4) Speak up for yourself. Any strong independent woman will tell you that this is a good strategy for self-protection. As Fani said, the only man who ever paid her way is her father.

You go girl, YOU GO!!!!!!!

Girrrrrrrrrrrrl, I got my own house, my own car, and my own money; a man is a companion — A man is not a plan!!!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 15, 2024

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