i miss your ass

To really miss a person being around

I haven't seen you in forever! I miss your ass!

by Allknownfacts January 20, 2018

shit ass dick bitch

You call your buddy matteo this when he's acting up

Yo Matteo Corsi you're a shit ass dick bitch and you should stop acting up

by Penis bitch ass shit ass July 13, 2017

Skate Fast Eat Ass

A term used when you want to impress a possible partner, by exclaiming that you both skate fast, and eat ass.
This term will get you mad pussy.

"Hey girl, I just wanted you to know that I skate fast and eat ass!"
"I just really want a guy that can skate fast eat ass."

by TheOneTrueJeggy September 1, 2017

dusty ass hoe

When you had too much sex with a dog and now you got a crusty ass but it has dust in it

OMG SHE IS SUCH A DUSTY ASS HOE

by smoojieho April 6, 2017

double-barreled-ass-blaster

one absolutly humongus fart

we was walkin' down the hall and Clyde here ripped a double-barreled-ass-blaster and I swear you could see the paint melt off the wall.
Also:
a fart so strong, it will make a skunk's eyes water.

by GreenEyedMadman September 9, 2005

chris brown your ass

Assaulting someone. kicking someones ass. To beat someone up.

Don't touch me, I'll chris brown your ass!

by d115 February 17, 2009

sleeping with her ass out

Sleeping with her ass out is a sentence used to describe a woman pretending to sleep and intentionally making her ass visible. Women usually do this when they are horny but don't want to be the one to start it

I walked into my room to find her sleeping with her ass out

by OppWitSeriousMembers June 5, 2020