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YouTube-al Ligation

A form of female sterilization in which a woman is using a laptop to watch funny videos on YouTube. She laughs so hard that she falls onto the floor, accidentally jams the computer up her twat, and severs her fallopian tubes.
I just heard Andrea is barren and will never be able to have a kid.

Yeah, she was watching "Grape Lady Falls" last night, fell off of her futon and accidentally gave herself a YouTube-al ligation. Ow ow ow ow! It hurts it hurts it hurts!
by dearthyvader April 13, 2010
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A FAN OF YOUTUBE

A boomer obsessed with YouTube. Claims to hate the platform, yet he refuses to log off. May drink coffee all day while he monitors the comments for trolls. Loves nothing more than making video responses just to gain attention. He is obsessed and jealous of YouTubers half his age. He’s a complete asshole but doesn’t understand that his own behavior is the reason no one likes him.

Would be suffering from Internet Addiction Disorder.

Disclaimer: This is most definitely not about the nobody YouTuber called A Fan Of YouTube.
Stephen thinks reading wrestling dirt sheets will make him a big YouTuber. Contrary to his username, Stephen is actually a massive fan of the YouTube platform. He is a 50 year old man whose lifelong ambition is to steal the viewers of a popular youtuber. For example— his hatred/obsession for Seanzviewent and Lipsy Jimmy.
Stephen is jealous of Sean’s success, and he doesn’t do a good job at hiding it. He is obsessed with YouTube and its content creators, and this is what makes him a fan of YouTube.
by JakeHusdon March 10, 2022
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YouTube

A controversial full-service restaurant where tipping more money to the waiter means that your stomach can hold more food—even when it actually only means that you know/suspect/are aware that the waiter ought to have higher wages and nothing else. This is similar to how the YouTube algorithm interprets subscribing to more channels as having more time to watch videos.
Navigating YouTube is like dining at a full-service restaurant where every tip just makes the waiter richer, but somehow I end up feeling like I’ve ordered a buffet I can’t finish.
by Emotional Cruiser August 7, 2025
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YouTube Analytics

YouTube Analytics lets you see more specific data about your channels, assets, and audience. You can see how well one of your uploaded videos is doing well comparing to your others weather its averaging higher/lower in views.
Wow I thought my channel was going to do well but YouTube Analytics showed that no one is watching my videos! Time to quit!
by anonymous November 4, 2021
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youtube

fuck you mom videos
hey do u know youtube
oh yes that fucking sex videos
by bxhndrytfhg February 15, 2023
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youtube

youtube has ads everywhere which cost money for the advertiser to put there so youtube makes money
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! August 4, 2024
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YouTube job

Any occupation where you have so much free time that you can safely watch YouTube without fear of repercussions.
I just started this new maintenance gig and it's already turning into a YouTube job.
by Invictus912 October 12, 2018
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