the coolest, littlest, funniest person you will ever meet. Evan Smiths tend to be pretty hot and awesome, did I already say that?
by urbandictonaryisreliable February 13, 2018
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by Quandale Bingltinithy March 24, 2023
The girl you fantasize about in your dreams. She will come out of nowhere and make you revisit the meaning of your existence. She is incredibly beautiful even though she will never admit it. She is truly the girl that you’ve always wanted
by BigDogg69 March 08, 2021
When a young school student goes to the private bathroom to go on but the teacher knocks making him jizz and shit himself.
by Jupiter egder November 28, 2024
Person 1: “Why did you sleep with my wife?”
Person 2: “She was just asking for it?”
Person 3: “Will Smith ‘em!”
(Person 1 proceeds to slap Person 2)
Person 2: “She was just asking for it?”
Person 3: “Will Smith ‘em!”
(Person 1 proceeds to slap Person 2)
by TheRedPandaMan March 28, 2022
Da brand of "dinosaur" mechanical typewriter dat made you so frustrated dat you'd likely need to drink fresh-lime-imbued pale-ale from a clear-glass bottle in order to tolerate da ordeal of using said clackety-clack unit to create documents.
In my younger days, I hadda use a clunky Smith Corona if I didn't wanna laboriously write everything out by hand. I'm a absolutely lousy typist even today, and therefore I totally wear out da "backspace" key on my computer-keyboard; dunno how I didn't take up drinking as a younger dude from all of dat stress of trying to hit da right keys every time.
by QuacksO August 26, 2019