You was born because your mum wasn’t on birth control and your dad didn’t have enough money for a condom. Sorry to say but your adopted
by Hey birch December 8, 2020

'' so...Why don't we just''
by quirky_giraffe February 13, 2019

A band of five boys named Daniel seavey, jonah marais, corbyn besson, zachary herron and jack avery. Their music is “something different”, like they explain in the song “something different”. Their vibes of music are completely not the same, which is amazing and helpful for inspiration. Their styles are unique, in their own ways. For example, jonah, He loves vintage pictures, corbyn, aesthetics GIF or even boomerangs ( instagram story trick ).
They all started off as solo artists. They met through concerts, shows of tours. They were all friends ( not the five boys together, more like; jonah knew corbyn, corbyn talks to zach, jack talked to daniel, daniel talked to zach, and they all met like this ).
They all started off as solo artists. They met through concerts, shows of tours. They were all friends ( not the five boys together, more like; jonah knew corbyn, corbyn talks to zach, jack talked to daniel, daniel talked to zach, and they all met like this ).
by LimelightVicto April 12, 2018

Referring to the Willows Academy and why it is the best school and you should go there because it doesn’t discriminate against Haitians
by eaglette August 30, 2021

Oh! You don't get it? My symptoms got worse 2 years ago. I have been in agony for the past 2 years. I was in genuine cognitive decline for about a month or 2 before I started using this very specific brand of generic mouthwash which ameliorated my symptoms, yet... The pressure in my skull persists...
Hym "So why do I find it funny? What have you been doing this whole time? Well, I'll tell you what you've been doing for the last 4 years and in the words of our much beloved Megyn Kelly 'Watching me suffer.' From the aforementioned affliction that I suspect has something to do with the hole in my tooth. Agony and discomfort for years. You WANTED that to be the case. And now your colleague got shot and APPARENTLY... I have no choice but to be sympathetic. Right? Not allowed to be sympathetic to the shooter. Have to be sympathetic to the person that fucked him instead of me. IF I DIE TOMORROW... Are you going to enforce that same sympathy mandate? 'I guess he was ill!' Where were you up until then? PRAYING on my downfall. Yet I remain and he does not. God clearly likes me better. If I die tomorrow would you even say anything about it? Give me in death what you denied me in life? Get the fuck outta here! Where's the money Piers? Billion Dollars off The Joker so confident it would succeed took a success contingent payout. It's going somewhere. While I sit here and rub my jowls to try and milk the blood through my skull so I can feel like I'm not actively about to have a stroke for a couple of minutes."
by Hym Iam September 29, 2025

Sloppily Kissing or making out with someone and taking their dirty underwear and socks to shove up your nostrils
by Briannasbigdick December 17, 2022
