cranking the birch tree

Slang for male masturbation, originated in Hanson, Massachusetts.

I walked in the locker room and there was Ben cranking the birch tree to no avail.

by SlapStickSlappy May 9, 2009

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trash can in a tree

a term to describe anything out of the ordinary that is worthy of attention. It could be used to describe anything from exciting to depressing, and good to bad.

Look guys, there's a trash can in that tree. Wow, what a trash can in a tree!

by aprille lee February 13, 2008

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Refer to hippies (sensu stricto) that love being vegans and environmentalist but not for the obvious reasons. They like it because it's trendy
May refer to the fact that they usually like to take long walks in the forest and hug the trees

Nabil: look dude, these people are so weird, what are they doing?
Gabriel: As they are hugging trees I guess we should call them tree hugging queers
Nabil: Nice, you are really full of stuff
Gabriel: Thanks man
Nabil: It doens't mean much

by ragnarok666 December 6, 2016

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nail jello to a tree

the act of attempting something impossible.

Getting my girlfriend to give me head ,is like trying to nail jello to a tree.

by wslngy December 2, 2015

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Palm tree problems

Palm tree problems : the inability to make a decision while on vacation. Similar to first world problems, complaints in response to the perceived absence of more pressing concerns. 🏝

“Example : I’ve got palm tree problems! Should I order a mojito or pina colada 🍹 “

I’ve got palm tree problems! Should I order a mojito or pina colada 🍹

by Allkindaoftrouble March 27, 2019

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