Wokenstein's Monster

A being whose personality is the end point of a society that has become enamoured with a victimhood mentality (ironically victim status is considered the top societal stratum in these societies).

Their personality is a patchwork of identity traits such as gender, sexual orientation, race etc. whilst being devoid of personality traits such as humour, intellectual honesty, kindness, open mindedness etc. This is because the former traits boost oppression points and allow for the continuation of a victimhood status, whereas the latter personality traits often erode an individuals victim status or allow them to see beyond the facade of intersectionality.

These beings are not naturally occurring and are the result of either indoctrination from academia and mass media or through government intervention (in other words, from "Intersectional Frankenstein's").

They are a symptom of an ailment that is attempting to fragment and atomise society so that the individual's sense of brother/sisterhood and duty to their neighbours is eliminated.
Guy 1: "Ever since he took Professor Lee's social justice course, Barry can't take a joke and only cares about his gender and race"
Guy 2: "Sadly, he has become a Wokenstein's Monster. There's nothing we can do for him"
by Souper Rare January 08, 2022
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Monster Kid

A person, usually white, who walks up says a few well spoken phrases stands and leaves. Usually they are adorned with a Monster shirt, baggy skinny jeans, hat turned sideways, and a big pimp ring.
Monster Kid: "Wa's goo'?"
Us: "What?"
Monster Kid: "Yo, why ya nah at da fue?"
Us: "....What?"
Monster Kid: "I'm in miami, bitch."
Us: "Seriously, wtf?"

Ten min later

Monster Kid: "Yo I betta go." (leaves)
Me: "Did anyone know he was standing there?"
Everyone else: "No."
Me: "Oh cool, hey lets go ruin a dodgeball tourney for kids."
Matt: "Hell yeah!"
by Navigator of the Sea March 21, 2010
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bachness monster

Refers to a male individual having the last name of bach or bach contained within, who possess an enormous penis. Similar to the loch ness monster, the bachness monster is characteristic of an unusually large, cylindrical organ.
"Dude, last night I gave her the bachness monster."
or
"Fuck man, how am I supposed to bang her out with the bachness monster here?"
by Steve Bach February 08, 2008
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cookie monster

Dude that chick was really hot. I hope I get to see her cookie monster.
by the ham November 04, 2005
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green monster

an inexpensive homemade alcoholic beverage, known for its foul taste; it is usually green in color because most people use mint-flavored mouthwash, but it can be any color
RECIPE:

1) empty an entire bottle of cough syrup into a half-full bottle of mouthwash
2) secure cap on mouthwash bottle & shake vigorously
3) drink
by Bozz Hawg April 07, 2004
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Dharma monster

A person who is very learned in the Buddha's teachings and can quote them extensively, but does not live them.
Doug thinks he is smarter and better than others because he can recite a quote of the Buddha appropriate for any occassion, but he appears self-centered and obsessed with material possessions. He's such a Dharma monster.
by Anthony W. Yochmann March 13, 2009
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Blue Monster

When you sit in the port-o-potty to take a dump and your turd splashes the blue water from beneath right on your tant
Fuck man, I took a shit in the john and the blue monster got my balls wet.
by Goat0117 May 16, 2019
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