by juju_g May 20, 2021
Me.."Vlad, can you hand me that thumb wrench?"
Vlad.."girly, I dont know what your talking about. "
Me.."Look hater, it's a thumb wrench cause you use your thumb to operate. You know God damn good and well what I'm talking about."
Vlad.."girly, I dont know what your talking about. "
Me.."Look hater, it's a thumb wrench cause you use your thumb to operate. You know God damn good and well what I'm talking about."
by chewieyumyum May 17, 2019
A sexual position where the thumb of either hand is used by a female to check her the pulse of her (usually male) partner, by inserting it in the anal cavity. Then proceeding to thrust it back and forth to match the heartbeat
by Polyester squirrel jacket May 20, 2021
My girlfriend wanted to sit on my face last night but she was on her period, so I gave her the Kentucky thumb and ate her ass instead.
by drunkfish45 May 20, 2021
by Alfiebear007 November 30, 2019
The act of giving someone two armed hug and suddenly putting each of your thumbs in their asshole simultaneously. This is an updated version of the Old Fashioned Thumb Around.
Excited to see his high school friend, Jerry ran over to Cindy at the Baskin Robbins and gave her a new fashioned thumb around.
by Jumbo Jackson November 9, 2019
A perfectly shaped shit which falls from one's out spout, sinking in your toilet water and clogging it. This dense anal crueller strategically seals thy throne drain just as that small boys thumb held back a wall of water.
The immense relief I felt after finally birthing the largest shit in history, was squashed when my toilet couldn't flush overflowing from my John Thumb.
by Apologetic Shiek January 17, 2024