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Three legged turtle

Man I hooked up with that Jesse kid last night and he really reminded me of a "three legged turtle". It was terrible
by Double wide queen April 21, 2014
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Three-Knuckle Chuckle

The act of inserting your ring and middle fingers into a female's vagina while simultaneously inserting your index finger into her ass up to the knuckles.
I gave that ho the Three-Knuckle Chuckle!
by iced_viper August 6, 2009
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Three Eyed Raven

1) During sex, actively experiencing or attempting to imagine an out of body perspective allowing you to watch yourself having sex.

2) An extremely realistic sexual dream in which you were not participating as your self. You watched yourself having sex from another person's perspective.
The pleasure was so intense I couldn't keep my eyes open, so I three eyed raven'd myself over the bed watching the action.

Last night I three eyed raven dreamt that the firefighter came back and banged me.
by Bullion May 24, 2014
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Taco Three-Way

A taco you get from Chipotle or other fine Mexican eatery that has 3 different types of meat.
Employee: What can I get you today?
Joe: I'll have the Taco. Make it a Taco Three-way; steak, chicken, and barbacoa.
Employee: Coming up.
by miketacoman November 17, 2014
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three hole ski pole

When a girl has a one cock in her ass, one in her pussy and one in her mouth and she is jerking two other guys off. All at the same time.
Beth took a cock in her ass, a cock in her pusyy and a cock in her mouth while she jacked off two other guys. This is how a three hole ski pole is done.
by Labatt24 March 11, 2010
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three ax handles wide

A description of an exceptionaly wide ass. Logs were at one time cut in 100 in. "sticks". the length of three ax handles end to end.
Her ass is three ax handles wide.
by delmarskid November 17, 2007
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three shits from Wedneday

A time then you have crap-load of work to do before the week is over.

three- indicates the immensity of the work
shits- implies the things which need to be accomplished are unpleasant
Wednesday- signifies the urgency of the work to be done
John: Hey, do you want to catch a movie tonight?
Sarah: Sorry, you caught me "three shits from Wedneday". Maybe next week when finals are over.
by bizzybee January 28, 2010
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