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Good Morning

When I get rich I need a house wit 13 thick ass Asian women feedin me n wifey grapes
After someone’s says it’s ok to just say good morning.
by 6manoftheyear January 8, 2022
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Oh, oh in the morning

Something you say when you're trying to fake losing your mind or being too tired, but don't want to sound whiny.
Example 1: "Sandra" at work doesn't like "Velma" so they're always in a pissed off mood or say something snarky when Velma arrives to work. Velma starts singing, "Oh, oh in the morning time." to avoid saying hi to them.

Example 2: "Sandra" looks at "Velma" like they want to start a conversation and Velma doesn't like them enough so Velma starts singing "Oh, oh in the morning." and dazes off into a sleep there afterwards.
by BWitched January 8, 2022
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Salty Morning

When you wake someone up by placing your balls in their mouth
Hey bro, I gotta get up early tomorrow, can you give me a 7am Salty Morning?
by Jason B and Graham S January 19, 2022
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Morning

"Morning is not a time of day, it is the time when you wake up."
by lookatmylilgremlinsgo October 30, 2022
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china monday morning

The period 1998-2013 in Atlanta,Georgia when it never rained on Monday. The phrase may have come from Savannah,Georgia. Ships docking in Savannah,Georgia had large yellow dots on containers.
I’ll wait until China Monday Morning to pay my car insurance.
by Old American November 15, 2022
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Morning pastry

One who has an uncircumcised penis that came the night before were the cum is trapped in the foreskin and then the next morning when you peel it back You have a delicious morning pastry
by Otter91 November 20, 2022
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morning pastry

One who has an a small uncircumcised penis, and who’s ejaculate stays trapped. Ware for the next morning when peeled back has left a layer of man icing for his partner.
Sally woke to enjoy a bit of early morning meat, only to find a delicious “morning pastry” left from the night before which she had to work for previously from Otter.
by Otter91 November 20, 2022
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