Porch spider

Soulless, spineless, and money hungry, member of the succubus species. Feeds on pitty, drama, and bullshit. Will attempt to use its wits of a broken oreo to lure in its mate. Once mating season arrives it will try to use its wet paper sack giblet wound to attract its mate.

Stay away from tree nut street, that porch spider is in heat.

That girl look like an ole porch spider!

by OIC-U-812 August 2, 2021

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snyder the spider

The theatrical bad ass who did nothing wrong in the hit play newsies. He was a just man doing what he thought necessary for the good of new york

That's snyder the spider he runs a place called the refuge for under age kids

by Aurek March 4, 2025

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Spider Ethan

Its an Ethan that's is in the Spider verse Also referred as Spider-Man.

WOW NO WAY ITS SPIDER ETHAN

by spider trigga June 5, 2023

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Spider squirrel

A cute mutated penis the size of a bird-eating spider.

Bro I didn't know you had a spider squirrel! I wish I could get a taste of that juicy meat.

by Whore Dan December 4, 2020

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Houdini into the Spider-Man

When you make love to a girl from behind, pull out, blow your load in your hand when she turns around to see what’s going on you throw it in her face and yell Spider-Man

Houdini into the Spider-Man can be used it that any time in the beginning of your relationship.

by Houdini into the Spider-Man July 20, 2024

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